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A public service announcement brought to you by the Queen.
Attention! Are you an attractive man who boldly asks out the ladies whilst they are blithely going about their daily lives? Do you take said ladies out on epic dates, paying them careful attention and wittily exchanging amusing stories? Do you make future plans with the ladies? Do you talk about how trust and the truth are important parts of a relationship?
Do you lure the ladies back to your place after several dates with the promise of wine with the added benefit of superior kissing skills?
DO YOU THEN LIE TO THE LADIES ABOUT YOUR LIVING SITUATION, LEADING SAID LADIES TO EXPERIENCE THE MOST AWKWARD EVENING OF THEIR LIVES ONCE THEY REALIZE YOU LIVE WITH YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND STILL? DO YOU LET YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND GLARE AT YOUR NEW LADY FRIENDS FROM THE KITCHEN WHILE YOU DESPERATELY PANTOMIME AT SAID NICE LADIES THAT THEY WOULD QUICKLY EXIT YOUR DOMICILE BEFORE THINGS GET BAD?
Do you then follow the utterly confused and PISSED OFF ladies down the hallway, saying you can explain...and then refusing to explain when confronted?
If so, you are a callow, contemptible man-child , deserving nothing but misery and loneliness.
Thank you,
The Queen
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1 comments:
I was nodding "yes, yes... yes!" until you hit all caps.
What a douchecanoe. Did he really think bringing a new girl to the house he lives with his ex in was going to work out well?
Maybe he's an optimist.
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